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- Mar 10
- United States
- Deviant for 11 years
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Ahh, Valentine's Day. I get to spend the whole day with my girlfriend, Nisha, or I would if you bandits hadn't killed her. I hate you guys.
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I could really use some gift ideas for Butt-Stallion. I mean, what do you buy a diamond pony who has it all?
Me? I just want some decent pretzels, or maybe a new violin to play sarcastically.
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Come work for Hyperion! We've got health care that's so good it's like death doesn't exist!
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Hey Jack, where can I sign up for working with Hyperion?
Soo Jack.. how's your daughter??
I thought tassiter wasnt that bad of a boss, but playing the pre sequel, im like:What A Dick.
Im sure we had bosse like you jack, some that we wish we punch in the face in no time for stealing ideals,credit for them, and mocking us, but im glad you killed tassiter. i rather work with jack then a Dick like tassiter
Im sure we had bosse like you jack, some that we wish we punch in the face in no time for stealing ideals,credit for them, and mocking us, but im glad you killed tassiter. i rather work with jack then a Dick like tassiter
Hey there handsome
"..."
(hesitantly flips her middle finger up)
(but quickly pulls it back down in hopes he didn't catch it)
(hesitantly flips her middle finger up)
(but quickly pulls it back down in hopes he didn't catch it)
Angel... What have I told you about those gestures?
Hello again Handsome Jack.
While progress with my research has been slow to say the least, I believe there is a breakthrough to be had.
But, that's not what I need to tell you about.
About seven days ago, I was terminated by a thresher. Did not see it coming.
I do have contingencies in place to deal with death, more specifically my own.
I was quite surprised to find myself revived by a New-U station instead of my biogeneration chamber.
For some reason, the machine failed to charge me for the service.
Additionally, I cannot find any indication of the respawn price.
Since I'm sure theft of services is in violation of our contract with Hyperion, I would like to resolve this issue as soon as possible.
Would you please inform me of what I owe and where to send it?
I will be sure to process payment as soon as possible.
While progress with my research has been slow to say the least, I believe there is a breakthrough to be had.
But, that's not what I need to tell you about.
About seven days ago, I was terminated by a thresher. Did not see it coming.
I do have contingencies in place to deal with death, more specifically my own.
I was quite surprised to find myself revived by a New-U station instead of my biogeneration chamber.
For some reason, the machine failed to charge me for the service.
Additionally, I cannot find any indication of the respawn price.
Since I'm sure theft of services is in violation of our contract with Hyperion, I would like to resolve this issue as soon as possible.
Would you please inform me of what I owe and where to send it?
I will be sure to process payment as soon as possible.